Now the premier league has lost its best kit, officially and unofficially, what's lleft out there for the rent a fan?
PieEater reviews the hot and not below:
Hot -
Man City - second to the mighty Rovers in a recent poll and will have some 'Champions' embroidery to boot
Newcastle - stripes are slimming and geordie women are easy, what a combination of humbug goodness
Fulham - Its all white and its all white (Barrymore stylè)
Not -
Man Utd - all the originality of a paper bag - turgid, red and worn by mockneys
Arsenal - its Burberry and has all the class of a fake rolex. New arms here, bigger badge there, as traditional as th'Emirates
Tottenham - its got a chicken on it
Norwich - its yellow
Wigan - looks like a Tesco carrier bag, to be fair though they're all egg chases anyway
Villa - you are just dingles with a sillier voice, purple and blue, who do you think you are West Ham?
So there we have it, Wolves and ourselves will be sadly missed as the top flight gains Stoke Mk2, QPR Mk2 and more flippin purple. Colour, flamboyance, originality oh and Bolton gone...
ps - just had an email from the club, they're even ruining the dam kit! Once more lacking a sponsor and its got a V (enkys) neck!
Best top flight kit...
posted on 24/5/12
Arsenal have a burberry kit?
posted on 24/5/12
Metaphorically speaking yes
posted on 24/5/12
Speaking of which, one of the lasses at work was getting a bit of grief for some blonde moments the other day but was asked if she knew what a metaphor was...
"like a simile"
Beautifully brilliant....
posted on 24/5/12
PieEater, seen some plonker representing the Venkys on SSN last night , you have my sympathies and I take back every stupid statement and pathetic trolling I did on your board.
posted on 24/5/12
Arsenal(Burburry and the class of a fake Rolex)Mr Pie you surpass yourself,take a bow.
posted on 24/5/12
No worries Igor - there appeared to be much sympathy for the likes of United and Liverpool when they were unhappy with their owners whereas Rovers fans were painted as small minded bigots.
We had previously been spoiled, small town with aStar, club at the heart of the community and relative over achievement. The current situation is too much to take.
Star, LeArse are the ultimate sell out club and will do owt to please the Nikeeeeeeee branding boys. Their ever changing shirt identity is symbolic of all their 'style over substance' stupidity...
posted on 24/5/12
Good luck
posted on 24/5/12
We'll let you know what the Blue Square Premier is like...
posted on 24/5/12
Hey, Derby only got 11 points
posted on 25/5/12
I don't like Rovers' current shirt with the colour on the front continuing to the back. From the side it looks either all blue or all white. Perhaps that was the cause of their misfortune last season.
I always liked the red and black away kit - now adopted by Manchester City. It seemed to bring them good luck.