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I Never Saw The Match Last Night

I was at a Madness concert at Westonbirt Arboretum.

Bggrs started an hour late 'cos THEY were watching!

Out they came at 9,30 pm (their support band Phantom Limb must've been watching the first half 'cos they were an hour late at 8.30!), and Suggs goes 'Fkn extra time!'

By this time hypothermia had set in for me and my hubby, so when they started with One Step Beyond out came the Ska moves. Wasn't wet but it was bladdy cold!

A bit later Suggs goes to the crowd, 'What's the score, you s l a g s?'

(Kids of three in the audience etc! )

And the crowd shouted out the penalty shoot out score!

At the end of the set the went off and all around piped 'Always look on the bright side of life!'

Sweating buckets at the end!

posted on 25/6/12

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posted on 25/6/12

eeeeeeaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

posted on 25/6/12

What colour pants? Black k n i c k e r s, hon.

No porkpie hat or fez, though. Felt under dressed to be honest...

posted on 25/6/12

under dressed or undressed....

posted on 25/6/12

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posted on 25/6/12

Are the movie rights available to that story wishi?

posted on 25/6/12

In my youth I preferred The Jam to Madness, but didnt dislike them though !

posted on 25/6/12

'under dressed or undressed'

You must be joking! I had my thermals on, it was bloody freezing! No rain, though, which was a blessing.

'Are the movie rights available to that story wishi?'

HAHA!

posted on 25/6/12

so what other riverting story are you going to yarn us with tonight, this could be a feature... 'wishi's fables'

posted on 26/6/12

Once upon a time, long ago and far away, I went to see Genesis at Roundhay Park in Leeds.

It rained so I had to stand under a tree.

This was a mistake, because when it stopped raining the leaves and branches began to drip and I got wet anyway.

England weren't playing that night.

The End.

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