I want to be an ITK

Ok,

Im sick and tired of reading so called people with inside information on whos getting who, and whos selling who..

so ive decided to become an ITK myself.. i still dont know what it stands for so if someone could please inform me i'd be grateful.

Anyways heres my first information that i can share with people, i work for a asian charity organisation and we invited Sir Alex Ferguson to attend, due to work commitments he couldnt make it so hes wife attended instead. Splended lady she is.

After the whole charity organisation we had arranged dinner for her with a few people.. Most table talk was general chitter chatter, does she support united, hows ferguson as a person etc.. as any united fan i asked her about future transfers and she told me that ferguson does not tend to talk about business at home and enjoys to keep work life seperate from home life.. But she did say that there all still hoping for a big signing but she hasnt got a clue who he is.. i asked if this was kagawa the japanesse dude.. she goes no, that ferguson lost alot of sleep loosing the title to city which he thought was not possible for another 3 years and is planning to bring in a new player where he would like his team to be built around again.

Now im asking my fellow reds, can this seriously be modric as i cant think of anyone else who would come into the team be a gaurntee starter and be the foundation of team...

now its upto u to belive me or not but im not a person here to wind any1 up as i get enough of that reading so called info daily...