Why I Think We're Getting Cazorla

I think we are in for him, but whether or not Wenger pulls this one off is a different matter altogether.

There where report we were definitely in for Mata at one stage too. That turned out well...

Yes but things will be different this time. I can feel it in my leg hairs.

Well no fecking wonder i'm not excited. I shave my legs!

Why do you do that Serial?

Isn't it obvious? I mean, how silly will i look with hairy legs but a shaved chest?

Are you Cristiano in disguise?

Or do you swim?

Or are you female?

It ain't arseblog who does these stories, it's some people who work for arseblog I think

He also mentioned it in his personal blog. So really it's 3 news articles and 1 arseblog article.

Chesney

Sagna Koscielny (c) Vermaelen Gibbs

Arteta Song Wilshere Cazorla

Walcott Podolski

GK, Bartley, Santos, Ramsey, Gervinho, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Giroud

I can dream.

Szczesny
Sagna Kos Verm (c) Gibbs
Song Arteta
Cazorla
Oxo Giroud Poldi

That team will win the carling cup, maybe even the FA cup.