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Serious question

Some The Rangers fans are telling me that The Rangers still have 54 titles and all of the trophies won before their old club died/liquidated, but don't have the debt of the old club.

I thought that when the old club (Rangers2012©) ceased to exist, it was because it couldn't pay it's debts - debts from florists and corner shops, to HMRC. So if they ceased to exist how can they still have a history?

The NEW CLUB The Rangers 2012© has NO DEBT and NO HISTORY.
FOR COMPLETELY OBVIOUS REASONS.

i.e

Guy1: Sorry to hear about your Dad dying mate.
Guy2: Thanks, but I have a new Dad - a guy married my mum and I call him Dad.
Guy1: Yeah but it's a different Dad.
Guy2: No it's the same Dad, except he has no debt.
Guy1: WIT??
Guy2: How come you don't understand mate - it's simple.


posted on 27/9/12

"comment by BhoyWonder (U13099)
posted 1 minute ago
Oldco is full of history and 140 odd years of bigoted hatred.
Newco has 4mths of history and enough bigoted hatred to fill the 140yr old shell

Simples"

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Think you will find we ditched the bigotry with the OldCo. They wanted an extra £1m quid for it but Charles is skint.

We are now the nations family club*.

















* As long as the family does not have more than 8 children

posted on 27/9/12

I still don't get it.
How can you still be the same club?
So I can get five - million pound houses, go bankrupt and sell them to my wife for £10 ?

posted on 27/9/12

"So I can get five - million pound houses, go bankrupt and sell them to my wife for £10 ?"

Nope, cause if you go bankrupt the bank (administrators) would take control of your assets.

Using your analogy though.

If you bought five - million pound houses, that were 100 years old, went bankrupt and they were sold. The houses would still be 100 years old, and would have a history.

They would not somehow be sold as new builds.

posted on 27/9/12

Whats the difference?

Wans pan breed and the other wans a brand spanking new loaf using the same auld ingredients. A can of hatred mixed with a bowl of bile, add a splash of bigotry, a pinch of intolerance and a dash of rasicm. Hey presto, you have "NEWCO"™

All rights reserved to their respective OLDCO™ owners.

posted on 27/9/12

It's simple really. Gordon Ramsay owned a restaurant with all his Michelin stars.

He sold it to me. I own it and I get his Michelin stars

Simples

posted on 27/9/12

"comment by BhoyMurney™ - Tommy Twists, Tommy Turns, Tommy Burns. (U3627)
posted 1 minute ago
It's simple really. Gordon Ramsay owned a restaurant with all his Michelin stars.

He sold it to me. I own it and I get his Michelin stars

Simples"

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Is this sarcastic?

The restraunt gets awarded the stars, so you would get them when you bought it!

posted on 27/9/12

Of course that's why the newly named Murney's tasty grub is a 5 star Michelin take away

posted on 27/9/12

Look - all these analogies are worthless. Lord Nimmo has already said we are the same club with our history intact. The SPL have said that, the SFA have said that. UEFA have said that as well.

The only people who canny accept it are celtic fans. Funny that....

posted on 27/9/12

No he hasn't and it has been pointed out to you exactly what he said but you've chose to ignore it. Funny how the only people with selective hearing are The Rangers fans

comment by DC (U8199)

posted on 27/9/12

Some wonderfully bitter tims on this thread

Get it RIGHT up yous

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