Interlecturals corner

'Bolton players seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. Or men. Who do or don't wear glasses. Whatever.'
Dorothy Parker.

'I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.' - Owen Coyle.

That made me giggle Vera

Your starter for 10 ... which German philosopoher proposed in his "Foundations of Natural Right" that self-consciousness is a social phenomenon? No? I'll tell you it was Johann Gottlieb Fichte

- Paul Gascoigne

Oh no, sorry it was Bamber Gascoigne

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'Boobies! Ah...that's better.' - Vera

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadows.
Aesop.

The only thing required for the triumph of the opposition is for good players to play carp.

Edmund Burke.

There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself.

Monty Python.

Right, we'll take the bonus questions on 18th Century German philosophy if anyone can get the next starter. What will happen if the Wanderers' financial situation gets any worse?

Bzzzzz Bolton, Gartside

"Eddie will just keep finding tens of millions from somewhere"

No I'm sorry you lose 10 points

Insanity: Picking the same eleven players every week in the same formation and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein.