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Wee Sunday Joke

by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)

Embarrassed, I reluctantly visited the doctor when I couldn't budge the large carrot jammed tightly up my erse.

"Oh dear," he smirked. "Been exploring our latent homosexual desires, have we?"

"No," I said. "Today was my first day as a door to door vegetable salesman in Glasgow."

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Heed

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comment by deBear (U8633)

posted on 11/11/12

A lady goes to the Doctor with a lettuce stuck in her tuppence...

Doc says 'that's an extremely unusual problem'

Lady - 'tell me about it, that's just the tip of the iceberg...'

posted on 11/11/12

True story:

a mate of mine from my rugby team is a doctor, and when he was training in Aberdeen after uni a young chef got med evac from his oil platform, having shoved a frozen ox tail up there a few days before for pleasuring himself, it had gone rotten and infected him.

As the guy was like 18 his next of kins were his folks (who immediately get told their son is being choppered back to the hospital.

So when they showed up , my doctor friend ( a trainee at the time) had to explain to his parents he had shoved the oxtail up there

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You would never live that down

I'm assuming his nickname shortly after that was the ox

posted on 11/11/12

'tip of the iceberg'

posted on 11/11/12

Juke

Rule number one of posting jokes.

Don't copy off sickipedia that same day

posted on 11/11/12

Its a Sunday, I'm allowed to be lazy

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