#Ask Stevie G

Sorry Liverpool fans, this had to be done!

These are all genuine asks on twitter...


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> Ji Sung Park asked: "Would you like photocopy of my Premiership winners medals?
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> "Ryan Giggs' wife divorced him and took half of everything he owned. How does it feel knowing she has 6 more Premier League medals than you?"
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> "How does it feel knowing that (insert random member of the public's name) has the same amount of Premier League winners medals as you?"
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> "Hi Steve. How do you feel knowing Dion Dublin and Lenny Pidgeley have won the Premier League more times than you have?"
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> "Steve, does JonJo Shelvey bring his wand to training?"
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> "If you could have a forehead, who's would you pick? Joleon Lescott's?"
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> "Steve, how did Suarez score that goal against Newcastle? Was it from a long ball?"
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> "How have you managed to carry a Liverpool team for ten years?"
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> "Is it true you put in a transfer request to force through a move to Stoke City?"
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> "Steve, will next year be your year?"
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> "Steve, are you going to wear a "Support Mark Clattenberg" t-shirt before your next game?"
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> "Steve, does JonJo Shelvey take up all the car park at Melwood when he arrives in his Space Ship?"
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> "Who would win a foot race - Jamie Carragher or the erosion of the UK Coastline?"
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> "Do you think if you spent more time chasing the ball instead of the ref you might have won the league by now?"
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> "Steve, remember when you were better than Frank Lampard? No, me neither..."
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> "Having once played alongside Alonso, Torres and Mascherano, how does it feel to now be playing alongside Shelvey, Borini and Downing?"
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> "How proud of your fantastic home record this season are you? #Fortress"
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> "Which defeat has been hardest to take? Its ok, you can email me, 140 characters is a bit limted..."
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> "How did it feel to see Liverpool fans set fire to your shirt before your proposed move to Chelsea?"
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> "Do you have a special skin comb you use to maintain the stupid creases above your eyes or is that natural?"
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> "Is the baby yours?"
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> "On a scale of JonJo Shelvey to Jordan Henderson, how bad is Stewart Downing?"
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> "Is the corner Liverpool are supposedly turning a big roundabout?"
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> "Do you still believe Joe Cole is better than Lionel Messi?"
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> "Before filming 'Being Liverpool', did Brendan Rodgers watch David Brent in The Office on repeat?"
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> "At least at Liverpool you can now concentrate on the Champions Leag.... The Premier Leag....your family"
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> "Is it awkward around your house on Pancake Day?"
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> "Not a question, just a fact. You've misplaced more passes in the opposition half than any other player in the League.''
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> "Is playing for Liverpool about as much fun as sh**ting yourself in a sleeping bag?"
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> "On a scale of 1 to mug, how much of a mug did you feel when you realised you had ran and slid 80 yards for fluck all?"
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> "Which of the Everton kits you got for Christmas was your favourite?"
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> "Since you bottled your move to Chelsea, they've won the Champions League, 2 Premier League titles and 4 FA Cups. You must be delighted with that choice?"
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> "What is it like knowing Luke Chadwick has more Premier League medals than you?"
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> "Are you hoping Tranmere Rovers maintain their good form and get promoted so you still get a derby next season?"
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> "What's it like to referee a Derby?"
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> "Do you ever want to break into Brendan's office and peek inside them three envelopes?"
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> "When your kids grow up do they want their dad's name on the back of their shirt? I wonder if Everton still have the "Yobo" template in the shop."
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> "Can you grate cheese with your frown?"