what ur yeez aw gettin me fur Xmas ?

I would never do such a thing

Did you have one of those posh VCR's where you could do the whole freeze frame carry on?

Aye and it had that fancy video plus thingy

Video what now?

Snob.

video plus

You got the 20 digit number out of the Radio Times, eneterd it into the VCR and it automatically recorded Taggart with Mark McMannus for ye and cut out the ads in the process, while ye where oot playing kerbie in the street

Sky+ eat yer heart oot

It was kinda like Sky+ retaRrded Great Uncle

Kids these days don't know they're born

Never thought I'd ever catch myself saying that, but it's true

posted 1 hour, 48 minutes ago
I won't say no to a pint.

Never do

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A pint ah whit ?

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Gien that ah hung like a midget donkey

Fixed