Arsene Wenger : Origins part 1

Arsene your jacket is something special. It reminds me of a duvet, or something an ancient king may wear.

Rumour has it that Genghis Khan had the jacket woven from 12 different maidens from 12 different nations. He then had it blessed by 2 Shamans to prepare it for inevitable war. Genghis always said the reason for his victories was down to this "special" jacket and without he would not have taken over most of the world like he did.

Recent studies show that the jacket is in fact directly linked to the constellation Orion and is in fact a direct link to another gateway through the ancient Egyptian pyramids.

Arsene came across (not literally yet) this jacket when he was hiking in Switzerland. After picking it up he saw this oversized jacket that almost resembled a poncho.

Arsene did not appreciate the vast power of this jacket until he tried it on and then assembled "the invincibles". Things looked good as Arsenal became the first unbeaten team in England and Arsene was referred to as the "Doctor of football".

One day as Arsene bathed in kittens blood, a gangly Dutchman saw the jacket in all its glory, glowing and shining. As intrigued as he was he tried it on and to his horror Arsene shouted "No Robin what have you done!" The following week Robin started to score goals and for once he was not injured. Arsene would not speak about this. Robin was convinced the jacket had cured him.

The jacket had indeed bought Arsene power and glory. But what Arsene was about to find out was his predeccessors before him such as Genghis Khan knew the jacket had a horrible curse.

Is this the reason why Arsenal have lost all form and now become a weak team?

Some say that Arsene carries a horrible truth inside the jacket hence the reason for its abnormal size.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown, can Arsene do what his predeccesors couldnt and find a way to control this power?