Luis Suarez - Sky Sports

he's set to reveal that he's member of the kkk 


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Possibly the least imaginative comment in the history of internet forums.

That is brain dead

And cheese.
He has a fondness for Mrs Kirkham's Lancashire Cheese.
Also crisps. The posh ones that come in big bags.
And pencils. There is a pencil museum in Kendal, Cumbria- he loves it there and is thinking of buying a house in Kendal.

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I disagree. "next year is our year" must be top of the list

Well this article didn't go as I wanted it. Quimby mate, any reason you're popping up on this thread when you've got a game on? C'mon lad, you're better than that.

Quimby clearly isn't better than that, he's clearly a complete eff wit...

Quimby.

Suarez is mixed race South American so I don't think the KKK would welcome his application.
Didn't really think that one through, did you?

he's set to reveal that Quimby is as thick as horse shít

Well last year Luis said "Merry Christmas" in English
This year he will say "Happy New Year" in English.
Mystery solved.

Luis has a small but important collection of Victorian thimbles and will use the Sky interview as a vehicle to let the wider football fanbase know of his interest.
Personally, I don't blame him, as this may help Luis source some of most scarce examples of embroidery ware.
Good luck Luis, this will be a very rewarding hobby.