Suarez - The Ultimate WUM

Ohh right so what you are telling me is whilst a European cup is like a Rolls Royce and presumably the PL is an expensive car too the FA cup car is pretty expensive....

Then the UEFA badge of honour is that little bonnet ornament...



Yes forget all the cars (trophies) in the respective garages (trophy rooms) check out this little ornament on the one car...

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And you do this on the internet?
Something tells me theres a bit of a flaw in your methods.
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Do what, use google to search for things, of course I do, it is one of the best search engines out there which is why many people use it. It is also help you find like minded people who are also interested in measuring and comparing and who knows what else you crazy guys get up to.

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Ohh right so what you are telling me is whilst a European cup is like a Rolls Royce
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No, no , no. Five European Cups is like a Rolls Royce, and Fergie desperately wants one.

If it hasn't got the Spirit of Ecstasy on the bonnet, it's not a Rolls Royce.

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Do what, use google to search for things?
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No, teach people how to use the internet. If you're doing this on the internet, you need to have another think about how to do it, as your target audience is somewhere else.

No, no , no. Five European Cups is like a Rolls Royce, and Fergie desperately wants one.
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So 4 would be something slightly less, 3 then less again ect.

Until we get down to something like a charity shield which is such a small trophy it isn't worth being a car and is instead a little ornament..

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No, teach people how to use the internet. If you're doing this on the internet, you need to have another think about how to do it, as your target audience is somewhere else.
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Yes because as soon as you have made it onto a webpage there is nothing left to learn...

Besides you seemed discouraged from your measuring fantasies when I mentioned Google so I thought I would give you a quick explanation of how easy google and the internet in general is.

Yes because as soon as you have made it onto a webpage there is nothing left to learn...
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Yes.....OK. And you realise that you were oin a webpage when you told me how much you enjoyed teaching me about the internet, yes? And that I had to be on a webpage in order to see it? So if there's nothing left to learn after you reach a webpage, what is the point of your lessons?

You're disappearing up your own ass, fella.
Get a grip.

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Until we get down to something like a charity shield which is such a small trophy it isn't worth being a car and is instead a little ornament..
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And is Fergie envious of clubs who've won the Charity Shield, or only of clubs who've enjoyed periods of European domination (as acknowledged by the UEFA badge)?

By a not very lengthy stretch of logic, I'm guessing he'd be pretty pleased to get the UEFA badge, because in order to get it, he'd have to have caught up with those clubs he listed as being envious of?

Whereas it's reasonable to assume, is it not, that he probably doesn't give much of a sh ite about the Charity Shield?

Yes.....OK. And you realise that you were oin a webpage when you told me how much you enjoyed teaching me about the internet, yes? And that I had to be on a webpage in order to see it? So if there's nothing left to learn after you reach a webpage, what is the point of your lessons?
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"Yes because as soon as you have made it onto a webpage there is nothing left to learn..."

The sarcasm is obvious in this one, you only have to double click your browser and as long as you have a homepage set you end up on a website so any idiot can end up on a website...

What he would enjoy would be winning the European cups, if all of a sudden you didn't get the UEFA badge of distinction it would affect mine, SAF's or anyone else's enjoyment of winning the CL. Most people wouldn't even realise if they did away with it!

The sarcasm is obvious in this one, you only have to double click your browser and as long as you have a homepage set you end up on a website so any idiot can end up on a website...
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So what exactly were you offering to teach?

( Sarcasm is never obvious when written, because it depends on the manner in which it's said.The word comes from the Greek for "bite the lips in rage", and I don't think you're doing that, are you?

I think you may be confusing it with irony, with which it's often used. There you go, you've learnt something, there, eh?)..

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What he would enjoy would be winning the European cups,
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He's already done that. What he said he was envious of was clubs who'd won enough of them to get the badge.

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if all of a sudden you didn't get the UEFA badge of distinction it would affect mine, SAF's or anyone else's enjoyment
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Ah, yes, and taking away the Spirit of Ecstasy would not
spoil your enjoyment of your Roller. Nor would it stop it being a Roller.

But the fact is, it comes with the Roller. Its presence on your bonnet indicates that you've got the Roller, so nobody needs to take a second look to make sure.

So what exactly were you offering to teach?
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I feel there are children who would struggle less than you with this conversation.

I never offered to teach anything in the first place, we were talking about football and you went off on your fantasy about measuring things.

You mentioned your fantasy and included me in it...

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While you're down there, you can get your ruler out, and have another little look.
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I told you I was not interested but google could help you find like minded people.

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Really? Well, thanks for passing on the benefit of your experience, but I think I’ll pass, on that. ;
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I said I was always happy to help people who don't understand the internet (a no need to thank me kind of thing) then I said you shouldn't let google sounding complicated put you off finding like minded poeple for your fantasies

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And you do this on the internet?
Something tells me theres a bit of a flaw in your methods.
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Then we eventually (more posts later) got to you asking me what I was offering to teach. How to search for things using google you idiot, we already discussed this!

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( Sarcasm is never obvious when written, because it depends on the manner in which it's said.The word comes from the Greek for "bite the lips in rage", and I don't think you're doing that, are you?

I think you may be confusing it with irony, with which it's often used. There you go, you've learnt something, there, eh?)..
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Yes, I have learnt firstly that your someone who uses a random piece of Latin to try and sound clever and secondly that you have no understanding of the meaning of the word sarcasm in the English language...

sar·casm [sahr-kaz-uh m] Show IPA
noun
1.
harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2.
a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Origin:
1570–80; < Late Latin sarcasmus < Greek sarkasmós, derivative of sarkázein to rend (flesh), sneer; see sarco-

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Sarcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt",[1] usually conveyed through irony or understatement

In sarcasm, ridicule or mockery is used harshly, often crudely and contemptuously, for destructive purposes.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sarcasm


A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm

Definition of SARCASM

1
: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2
a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b : the use or language of sarcasm

Didn't even selectively pick. First 4 results.

Well now we have established you haven't got a clue what your talking about...

He's already done that. What he said he was envious of was clubs who'd won enough of them to get the badge.
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Yes I can imagine that is exactly what SAF was thinking.. a European or a premiership trophy been there done that but what I really want is one of those UEFA badges of distinction

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Ah, yes, and taking away the Spirit of Ecstasy would not
spoil your enjoyment of your Roller. Nor would it stop it being a Roller.

But the fact is, it comes with the Roller. Its presence on your bonnet indicates that you've got the Roller, so nobody needs to take a second look to make sure.
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Even sticking with this mad example we have got into, the thing is worthless compared to the other cars.

Except the UEFA badge of distinction () isn't at all like the little ornament on the RR that lets people know it is a real one, that is the actual five European cups, the knowledge and footage of them being won along with their place in your honours list.

Whereas the, I can't say it, UEFA badge of distinction () is more like some hidden away extra way of confirming the thing that most people don't know about and don't really care about....

Blimey, Arab, I thought this was just a bit of banter, but you've now logged in the following morning to write a thesis and inform me, using your online dictionary, that you were employing "bitter derision" and "sneering or cutting remarks".

That's why I didn't think you were using sarcasm, but I'll take your word for it that you were being "bitter" .
and "sneering".

I'll leave you to it, fella.. Have you tried Valium?

That's why I didn't think you were using sarcasm, but I'll take your word for it that you were being "bitter" .
and "sneering".
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Yes because they were the only definitions...

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I'll leave you to it, fella.. Have you tried Valium?
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Never tried Valium and never asked someone to measure themselves on the internet, 2 things we haven't got in common I guess.