What has happened to AC?

He was apparantly found in some burgers in Tesco.

they were bargain burgers,some senile Glasweigan put in a complaint that he was overcharged for what was essentially a donkey.

injured

"some senile Glasweigan put in a complaint that he was overcharged for what was essentially a donkey. "

Bebe?

isn't that a film about a pig?

That'll do pig.

Baa-ram-ewe! Baa-ram-ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! Sheep be true! Baa-ram-ewe!

back the end of this month maybe, early feb at the latest

He has never been a footballer. Why would you expect him to be playing, finally been rumbled!

According to Physio Room, he's back this Saturday.

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

Carroll has been a big flop so far at West Ham. I would have liked to see him returned to Liverpool. He's a good player, but I reckon he's worth only about £7m.

At West Ham, the team was built around him. Big Sam plays the long balls. Matt Jarvis was bought to provide crosses to Carroll.
Everything has been done to play to his strengths, yet he has still failed. I really can't see how he is going to do well at Liverpool.