It has been 4 months and a day since the raw genius that is Steve Kean was last seen navigating through the high seas of management. Widely hailed as a plucky and honourable fellow cruelly undermined by his own supporters, Kean was expected by many neutrals idiots, sorry many shrewd observers, to walk into another managerial position. As yet this hasn't happened, a phenomenon which has puzzled the best and brightest of the game.
What has the enigmatic Kean been doing with himself? Well first of all he courageously volunteered to donate some money to Sam Allardyce who had spitefully accused Kean of slander. But its clear on the evidence shown that Kean had his drink spiked and the damn fans were at it again!!!
More recently, rumours have been circulating that Kean has honoured Blackpool by throwing his hat into the ring for the vacant manager's position. One can only assume the Blackpool board, fans and general public are so overcome with joy and adoration for Kean that they are currently too stunned to immediately accept the offer. But on the off chance that Kean is somehow scandalously rejected, he is sure to claim one of the top positions in management shortly...isn't he? I mean Fergie and Moyes never shut up about how good he is.
To be continued, or to never be seen again...
(And for any Kean-loving neutrals of the moronic persuasion, i.e. all of you, yes, this is intended to give you the middle finger, hence its choice of league boards.)
Where is Steve Kean?
posted on 29/1/13
He was allegedly being interviewed for the Dundee United job, but he was way down the pecking order.
posted on 29/1/13
Where is your hero Mark Hughes? How has he not got a job yet?
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Cause he's been out of work half as long as Kean? Cause he wants a break having clocked up nearly 400 games in management now? Cause he has the ability to pick and choose who he wants to manage after successful spells in charge of Wales, Rovers and Fulham?
Kean just can't get a job, cause he's ****, just like we all told you.
posted on 29/1/13
How do you know Kean doesn't want a break? I would want a break if my last job was just me being abused constantly (even when my team scored goals).
How have Blackburn got on since Kean got sacked
posted on 29/1/13
Kean was an abysmal manager and everyone knew it.
posted on 29/1/13
How have Blackburn got on since Kean got sacked
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I said he's ****, I didn't say he was the worst there is. Replacing him with a failed manager from the Norwegian league is one of the few possible ways to make Steve Kean look good.
How did we get on before he became our manager? Oh yeah, 10 consecutive seasons in the Premiership.
posted on 29/1/13
How do you know Kean doesn't want a break? I would want a break if my last job was just me being abused constantly (even when my team scored goals).
How have Blackburn got on since Kean got sacked.
Ar se shaver is this the same club who are unfurling banners wanting Mr Burns out and fighting amongst yourselves, yes brawling about a man who has brought you a lot of success.
I don't see Blackburn fans at Ewood knocking 7 bells out of each other despite the apocalypse that was Steve Kean.
What a muppet!
posted on 29/1/13
I think he's got a little sideline going while he has a break from being a top-flight manager.He's put together a nice earner reaching out to students and young drinkers raising the awareness and dangers of that modern menace 'The drinks spiker and how to avoid becoming a victim.
'No-more positives by S kean, C,D,D,r '
posted on 31/1/13
Kean was supposed to be on Goals on Sunday a few weeks ago but pulled out soon after Ben Shepherd sent out a tweet asking for any questions
posted on 31/1/13
No-one cares where Steve Kean is, but I would wager he is sat somewhere happily spening his fraudulent earnings.
posted on 31/1/13
Steve Kean will return his sort always do,always survive and always hit the cherry again,,a big mouth with nothing to back his speechs up with,but his footy game is all about schpeel and he give's it out best , in that department Kean is up there wth the best of them,,my prediction for him is that with his natterings he will become a top done nothing at all pundit,,and come on there are loads of them kicking about.
Lets name a few,,Shearer ,Player only,,Lawro,,Player only,,Hanson player only,all those have proved nothing in the mangement area of the game,Strachan a bit of not much to talk about manegment success and a bit of player,Collymore nothing at all for that guy,,lol,Townsend again not much to shout about there either,,and i guess you all could think of many more as well,,so Kean would fit in really well there.