Europa League Press Synopsis

Thought I would spare you all the trouble of trawling through the Press and give you the general theme ........

Spurs
"Magnificent performance amid some very hostile Frog onion-sellers capped by a well-deserved last minute goal from their outstanding Belgian ...... AVB got his tactics right and cries 'bring on Inter' "

Newcastle
"Newcastle romp into the last 16 of the through a superb penalty ...... beating some Ukrainian team (Mentalist .... or something) . Pards got it spot on as they spiritedly defended for their lives and ran out rightful winners"

Liverpool
"Heartbreak for the Kop as The Reds produce an outstanding perfomance of guts and determination to nearly reach the last 16. Despite winning 3-1 Liverpool go out on the cruel away goals rule. Brendan is so proud of his players and insists 'we may have lost the battle but we'll win the war' "

Chelsea
"Hazard (£32m) comes off the bench to rescue a useless Chelsea with an underserved last minute goal as they stumble into the last 16. 'Flop' Torres (£50m) has another nightmare and misses at least 100 clear and easy chances. Benitez gets his tactics completely wrong and will be lucky if he's in charge for Sunday."

Did I miss anything ?