Ramsey or Bale

hello, today I will be looking into these 2 Welshmen trying to discover once and for all which is the better player. I am if anything an over qualified Welshman now due to living in the sheepish country.

To start off we shall look at some of the stats:

Age:
Ramsey 22
Bale 23

It is clear that Ramsey is by far better age as 22 has been scientifically shown to be the better age as the footage below shows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8

Did they play in the Olympics:
Ramsey - Yes
Bale - No

As you can see Ramsey is by far the superior athlete due to competing in the tournament, meanwhile young Gareth failed to make the cut due to being both mentally and physically weak.

Many of you reading this I am sure have played football for a team at some point in your life, as many of you will remember it was always the most skilled player/ the managers son who was chosen to captain the side, this is very much the same with the welsh squad, Ramsey has been chosen as the stand out choice to be captain of his country, while young Gareth is forced to sit and watch while his esteemed captain leads his country to glory

In a recent study conducted in Wales, 80% of people chose Ramsey as the better player, while the other 20% were not sure who either were. That is an embaressing 0% of support for young Gareth.

I hope my scientific research has opened some of your eyes to the truth, you cannot argue with stats.