Dave Whelan

And Mike Ashley seems a real nice bloke Andrew.

Mike Ashley broke his leg in the FA Cup Final

He's hardly able to walk the length of himself knotty the fat unt, never mind have the chance to break a leg.

Daves not fat.

Mike has lost weight actually Igor. He's known as slim Mike among Newcastle fans these days

Dave Whelan is a quim

This is the " tackle " by 5' 6" Wolves winger Norman Deeley on Whelan, nicknamed " Crunch " by his teamates, which he claims was horrific, over the top etc.

Judge the truth of his claim yourself.

http://i.imgflip.com/1g0zv.gif

Ah, so he broke his own leg by being nowhere near the ball? I have a lot of sympathy for Wigan and their fans, but can't stand that gobshoit Whelan.

oi andy carrot you lot gonna do us a favour on the weekend or what?

Dave Whelan is your typical obnoxious, annoying chairman.