Square root of useless

He lights up the midfield like nobody else
When he plays his fans are all overwhelmed
But when he makes a pass it ain't hard to tell
You-ooo, you are no professional

- ode to Louis Tomlinson

Looks like one of those girls on the Amsterdam runway!..

The sort that take you so far then when you realise they ain't what you thought you beat the zit out of em!.

The sort I wouldn't like to meet!.

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I wonder if he has summed himself up as a singer or musician .It does not add up to much.....I bet his mother is still changing his nappy by the look of him.

@ Horan............who the feck is he........to##er

omg omg, that Igor bloke should not be left alone tonight with any sharp objects, when it's explained in janet n john stylee, how the 100th straight win v dirty us, means they are 1 point above us in the league hierarchy, going in to the next league match

Never heard of him,seems like a brave lad tweeting from australia with his poorly knee.
Wan€er.

Wrong Direction = the square route of talentless.

I really didn't have a clue who he was until it was explained.

Have to say i'm devastated to be put down by such a goliath of the music industry.

They're short on news if that makes the headlines in Direby ..............

"Isn't there something in the bible about forgiveness and love?

More importantly about throwing stones and what your house is made of."