.....will be myself. I posted off my application for the position this morning and assuming that Royal Mail does its job properly I should be in situ by the end of the week. With all due modesty, it is absolutely impossible to believe that any other contender could come close to the quality of my own application. I have pretty much mastered my existing job, to be fair, and look forward to the new challenge.
I would prefer the title "Supremo" to "Technical Director" on the outer door to my suite of offices, and this is one detail that I will need to hammer out with Mr Rush in our forthcoming negotiations. My first act will be to ban 666 from Pride Park and its environs. I know this is shamelessly populist but I think it is important that I get all fans on my side from the outset so that they give me a bit of leeway when I start selling all of the players and pocketing the money. Roll on January!
New Technical Director....
posted on 9/10/13
Vidal I hope you do get the job and you can keep us informed of GSE's intentions for our club.
posted on 9/10/13
Sorry Vidal but I've put my bid in as well. My USP is that I'm going to appoint 666 as assistant on the basis that you keep your enemies closer...
posted on 9/10/13
So 666 is Dan Quayle to your George Bush, Peeder? Kinda makes sense.
Q. Which of the following are quotes attributable to Quayle and which are 666's work?
1. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, what a waste it is to lose one's mind or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
2. "I mean, we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century, but in this century's history"
3. "I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."
4. "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
5. "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
6. "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
7. "Clough out."
8. "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
9. "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
10. "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
posted on 9/10/13
The depths people will plumb to garner a few more PoTY votes, hey?!!
I'm fairly certain that Sam Rush monitors my contributions on here and probably is significantly influenced by it; by way of a show of my powers, I decree that Vidals' shall NOT get through to interview stage, that he will receive a 'thanks but no thanks' letter and that I shall continue to be lauded by all for whom Derby County is their passion.
It shall be so
posted on 9/10/13
Thanks for the input Danforth, as useful as ever.
BACKO FOR POTY
posted on 9/10/13
You all might have thought vida's application was ridiculous but read this.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24454963
posted on 9/10/13
Now that makes sense. They are saying that Brayford is not worth that much money
posted on 9/10/13
This is a risk when a billionaire buys a new toy: be warned, Forest fans!
posted on 9/10/13
Or Vidal buying a new golf bag. One that doesn't match his lava lamp
posted on 15/10/13
http://www.derbycounty-mad.co.uk/news/tmnw/rams_target_former_bluebird_man_810193/index.shtml