Hello

Wolverhampton Wanderers wum in peace. Our great clubs meet on Tuesday night, or more accurately, my great club visits your tiny little effort that shouldn't really be playing us at all. I have looked at a map and it would appear that you are Scottish.

Been to your ground twice. Twice, that is, for one bloody game because your silly floodlights failed. Did you know that just one bulb of our old lights would probably have lit your entire ground? Yes, we had the best floodlights in the known universe. I counted the bulbs once - 224 of the blighters. On a Tuesday night you could see our ground from space. Factio.
Anyway, I have looked online and there are 7 interesting facts about your *cough* city:

http://www.funtrivia.com/en/subtopics/Carlisle-Cumbrias-Border-City-330916.html
Fascinating stuff - especially the bits about biscuits and Richard Hammond.

UH prediction: Carlisle 0-4 Wolves