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Polish women.

Better than that Karren Brady moose

It's 'Spec Savers' for you my lad Champers !
The most ridiculous 'pout' of all time...

So this young bloke ends up having to go back & live with his Gran !
hard times,
poor job prospects,
rejected by his immediate family...
Fair do's, Life can be tough at times,

But 3 'hots & a Cot' can't be bad when you're trying to get back on your feet
Anyway, one morning he's just about to go to the toilet
when he glances sideways into Gran's bedroom &..


There she is,
Giving 'Pops' lollipop a right good sucking -n-a- licking

Gran can see the grandson is a 'little' embarrassed But assures him,
There's nothing wrong with it, between husband & wife.
Something they BOTH enjoy,
perfectly normal 'n all that................

"Yeah but Gran.
..........he's Dead "

You kidding Darn?! She's a

Tell me you'd rather have tea and biscuits with Oil than that little gem!

You're right Champers.
I'd rather have Tea -n- biscuits with her than Oil...

But she is a bit 'made in China' if you know what I mean...
Now.....
Biscuits with 'Gran' above..
Now you're Talking