Should football really need some more cards?
If it is your birthday You get the birthday card
If two men both share a birthday on opposite teams during a game they get automatic yellow cards.
Green card: The recipient is sent to America.
Library card: The recipient must remain silent for the remainder of the match.
Nectar card: A player accrues points for goals, challenges and assists. The points can then be put towards transfer targets, or be used to purchase groceries.
Does footy need more cards
posted on 20/5/14
comment by Jalisco Red - The Juan I Love (U4195)
posted 15 minutes ago
Green card: The recipient is sent to America.
Library card: The recipient must remain silent for the remainder of the match.
Orson Scott Card: The recipient spends the remainder of the game floating in a vast anti-gravity chamber.
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I get it
posted on 20/5/14
If a player runs out of milk and bread or petrol during a match they get the credit card
posted on 20/5/14
Footballers seem to love a nando's, sure a few of them have black 'card'
posted on 20/5/14
*a
posted on 20/5/14
Nectar card: A player accrues points for goals, challenges and assists. The points can then be put towards transfer targets, or be used to purchase groceries.
posted on 20/5/14
If a player gets injured and is substituted a postcard is sent to his home address wishing he was here
posted on 20/5/14
i think they need to sort out the hand ball rulling inside the box, the innocent to the more deliberate.
if a shot is going directly to your face you should be allowed to protect.
posted on 20/5/14
"if a shot is going directly to your face you should be allowed to protect."
Maybe in ladies football, yes.
posted on 20/5/14
comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
"if a shot is going directly to your face you should be allowed to protect."
Maybe in ladies football, yes.
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I agree with HC. A real man will take a broken nose (if theyre soft enough for a ball to break their nose) to stop a goal, even at pub football level.
posted on 11/1/19
comment by Jalisco Red 🇳🇴 (U4195)
posted on 20/5/14
comment by Choice City (U6187)
posted 1 minute ago
Coffee loyalty card: If a player drinks 10 coffees during a match the 11th coffee is on the house
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Costa would get one every game.
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