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Song/Chant for Juan Mata

He comes from Spain, he plays with Wayne, Mata, Mata
Mourinho must be insane, Mata, Mata
He's Juan of the best, he's worth the pay,
He'll make Mourinho's hair turn grey,
Juan Mata, United's midfield man.

It don't Mata to meeee,
You're the Juan I paid to seeee,
I came here todayyy,
To see Juan Mata play

Juan Mata Woooahh
Juan Mata Woooahh
He Made The Rent Boys Cry
To Play With Januzaj

Anyone got any ideas for some good ones?

posted on 25/1/14

tune that mess is supposed to go to? Sorry but I don't like the lyrics at all... just reads like a bad poem from a nickelodeon cartoon.

posted on 25/1/14

Well he has been compared to Cantona, might wear 7 and could save moyes' job. So let's re use an old favourite.

Sung to the same tune:

Ooh Ah Juan Mataaa, I said ooh ah Juan Mataa

posted on 25/1/14

posted on 25/1/14

comment by He's French, He's Robb... He sucks Fellaini's (U9335)
posted 43 minutes ago
tune that mess is supposed to go to? Sorry but I don't like the lyrics at all... just reads like a bad poem from a nickelodeon cartoon.
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Sorry, should have clarified, original post is 3 separate songs.

posted on 25/1/14

What's the Mata you, hey
Gotta no respect, hey
Doo doo doo, hey...
....
....
Ahhhh shuddap your face

posted on 25/1/14

Doesn't take much to get a chant at OT these days it'd appear.

comment by RB&W (U2335)

posted on 25/1/14

you will have to run these past Boylie the bus driver first

posted on 26/1/14

comment by He's French, He's Robb... He sucks Fellaini's (U9335)
posted 2 hours, 47 minutes ago
tune that mess is supposed to go to? Sorry but I don't like the lyrics at all... just reads like a bad poem from a nickelodeon cartoon.
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Reads like a poem from a Nickelodeon cartoon!!!

We could sing them songs alongside the "He's big, he's brave, he's Spanish Dave" song and really embarrass our whole existence

comment by (U19151)

posted on 26/1/14

to song EVERYWHERE by Fleetwood Mac: Can u hear us calling , out his name he's man of the match every game he's better tham ozil , aguero too oh juan mata we love you juan............ we wanna be with you everywhere juan............ we wanna be with u everywhere

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