I Just had a Vasectomy

Are you sure it wasn't a butterflied pork chop?

Eunuch and chips with lots of ketchup

No more batting on a sticky wicket for you then

Couldn't stand the pace eh, slack-knackers? Never mind, if you have any females that need impregnating, just send them round here!?!!

I dont understand why folk bother with the snip, just use the old fashioned tried and tested pull out method.............thats what I always tell my 7 kids

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I don't need the snip but the wife keeps saying its in the wrong hole.

Briggowl, thats a little extreme, we are only 3 games into the season, I would have thought taking off your shoes or burning the ST would have been less drastic!!

But then I admire your commitment to the team!!

Cracking football banter this lads!

What for? Worried that the product of your self-abuse will spray onto a ladies nether regions?

Keep it to yourself loser