Off topic but funny!

Thank god you've never seen me in flow then Mike.

I've just poured me Stella down the sink Mike.

Hope you're talking about your Mrs,... Dartmoor….

What a fine exhibition of hill climbing by that man.

Been there, done that. Got the tee shirt.

Bleedin' funny.

I didn't give the one star bby, someone is trying to frame me.

A good example of perserverance,a man on a mission.

She's in the freezer Infinite.

The tongue in cheek is somewhat hidden in the stoic nature of my delivery. Whilst I'm not a huge drinker, and cannot drink more than 2 pints! I can down half a pint of JD and withstand 2 shots of absinthe.

Been sick once and never had a drunk one night stand. I'm a cheap date, the guy who only buys one round coz he is on water after 2, the dude who gets up the next day at crack of dawn smiling, the mate who never has beers int fridge, instead has milk and yahoo, stayed tea total as a challenge through freshers year...

Maybe once I'm old and in my 40s, I may settle down and introduce my liver to the delights of ethanol based refreshment. Until then I'm sticking to being a "drink drearie"

It's the way he keeps picking up his paper and how he keeps his hat on that made me giggle most! He even checks it's straight at one point!

Legend!

dartmoor
as long as you didn't waste beer I'm ok with that