And they said OF stories were dead

It must be Berz fans










































Cos we aw know Celtic fans prefer tae pîsh aw o'er the seats and ground in the stadium

Load opish!

We have the gay folk to thank for lack of public conveniences.

I was once in a loo in Connolly station in Dublin just before it got done up, caught short and needing a dump, NEVER used a public loo for such before but really had to go, during the process I noticed a bit of loo roll on the wall beside me at head height, at the same moment, a todger popped out from behind the loo roll and I screamed like a wee lassie!

Moral of the story...Never use a public loo for number 2!

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"I noticed a bit of loo roll on the wall beside me at head height, at the same moment, a todger popped out from behind the loo roll"
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I believe such an arrangement is known as a "glory hole".

So I'm told anyway.

Now this is what I call a peeing contest

No glory that i could see, it was fkin terrifying!

The perpetrator of my visual r ape fled before I could get oot the door, struggling in mad panic to wipe and buckle up, who the fk sticks their lad through a hole in a wall?

Imagine I'd had a pit bull in with me....

Never mind a pitbull look at what a couple of Stanley knives did with 911

Pish stains would be an improvement to ibrox would certainly help improve the normal stench coming out the place.

Whats the big deal Charlie Green used to walk along those lined up waiting handing out crap and they lapped it up .Whats the big deal about a wee pee here or there