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LFC Tranny Thread

Confirmed Trannies:

In: Luis 'the 2nd best player in the world' Diaz aka get the fack in saan.

Returning from loan: ========

Out: Nat Phillips - 1.5m Born mouth loan
Neco Williams Foolham loan
Vitezslav Jaros - Knotts Counting loan
Tony Gallagher Released
Morgan Boyes Released
Liam hughes Released
In: ========

Rumoured Arrivals:
Darwin Núñez 80-90m
Gleison Bremer - Torino CB
Ibrahim Sangaré - PSV defensive midfielder
Ben Doak from Celtic
Gavi - 17 year old Barca wonderkid, midfielder, release clause of around £42m, current deal expires in the summer of 2023, Liverpool ready to offer £3m per year - double what Barcelona can afford - while also dangling the incentive of an £8m signing on fee.
Youri Tielemans - Leigh Cester
Cody Gakpo - Pee Es Vee winger
Paulo Dybala - Yuventus
Jarrod Bowen - Wet Sham
Fabio Carvalho - Fulham version of Coutinho
Aurélien Tchouaméni Monaco midfielder
Malick Thiaw - young Shalke CB
Arnaut Danjuma Villareal attacker
Franck Kessie - currently at AC Milan but will be a free agent in the summer. Free to sign pre contract starting next week.
Kacper Kozlowski 18 yr old whizkid at Pogon Shenzi. 10m bid rumoured to have gone in. Will stay at Pogon rest of season.
Erling Haaland - Bow Russia Dirtmound
Jude Bellingham - Bow Russia Dirtmound
Jonathan David - Lil'
Mbappe - Pee Es Gee.
Leo "the GOAT" Messi
Simao - FIFA2020 Classic 11
Turan - Mersey Helicopter Rental Services Inc.

Rumoured Departures:

Joe Gomez Wants more game time and Aston Villa are keen
Origi - Lazio, Cercle Brugge and Fenebarche liked. He's also too expensive though.
Takumi Minamino - Southampton
Neco Williams - No witch City loan
Nat Philips - Sheff Untied
Rhys Williams - Sheff Untied
Sheyi Ojo

In association with Gail Platt's stunning chesticles

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In Memoriam - Lost Trannies

Anfield RAP
Selbs/righteous 1
T Bone's Todger
Cosmic and his 20 sock accounts
Coutinho's Merkin aka "More like Jurgen Top"


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Trannies love phannie FF Rules:

FF name change rules, here we go:
1* The player with the lowest score each game week will have their usename changed until the end of the following game week by the winner that gameweek
2* Should there be multiple losers that game week on the same points see rule 1
3* Should there be multiple winners I’m sure you can agree a name for the loser
4* No player will have their name changed two gameweeks in a row, this will mean the player with the second lowest score will have their name changed
5* Should there be multiple second lowest score losers see rule 1

Upcoming Fixtures:

FF codes:
Trannies head 2 head league - 5pa6fh
Trannies FF League - nwiu4e

posted 11 hours, 41 minutes ago

The truth hurts Richarlison I guess.

comment by KLS (U1695)

posted 11 hours, 31 minutes ago

comment by Dr Tobias Fünke (U1217)
posted 8 minutes ago
The truth hurts Richarlison I guess.
I’d love to see someone snap him, don’t care who does it or what club they play for.

I’d happily by them a beer!

posted 11 hours, 9 minutes ago

I hope it happens simply for self preservation from a Liverpool point if view. Sick and tired of that nonce trying to end our players' careers.

posted 8 hours, 45 minutes ago

comment by The Welsh Xavi (U15412)
posted 2 hours, 59 minutes ago
Richarlison giving it large to Carragher on Twitter

Imagine scraping through on the penultimate game of the season and then calling him out

How embarrassing, small-time behaviour

posted 6 hours, 12 minutes ago


We are interested in this PSV midfielder Ibrahim Sangaré apparently. 24 year old midfielder.

The source is allegedly a journalist who is effectively a PSV mouthpiece like Pearce/Joyce etc are for Liverpool so there might be something to it.

Has a £31m release clause.

comment by Neo (U9135)

posted 5 hours, 53 minutes ago

Salah and VVD back in training today

posted 3 hours, 29 minutes ago

alternative to tchouameni i assume

posted 3 hours, 1 minute ago

comment by Taki Minamino (U20650)
posted 27 minutes ago
alternative to tchouameni i assume
Underwhelming alternative but then again we have a habit of getting it right

posted 2 hours, 54 minutes ago

i was surprised joyce even confirmed we were after him, didnt seem realistic, off the madrid imo

posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago

comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 11 hours, 6 minutes ago
comment by *Redinthehead - FreeGaza - فلسطين (U1860)
posted 8 hours, 31 minutes ago
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 10 hours, 11 minutes ago


Anyone that registered for uefa may be able to buy tickets for the final here. I cant but if you got an email you may be able to. Be quick!
Got two tickets that way. So onwards to Paris

Anyone else made it?
Lucky caant
I know! And it wasn’t even me that got the email. Asked my sister to enter the ballot in the first place and when I heard uefa had send emails out I got her to check.

She would probably have deleted it if I hadn’t told her!

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