The whole Suarez thing is so bizarre it seems like he is on a different planet and needs psychiatric help. However I was thinking about it and there is a perfectly logical explanation here.....he is in love with Steven Gerard. So after the Chelsea bit incident last year Gerard help “counsel" Suarez into changing his ways and he had a fantastic Premier League campaign which sadly fell short causing pain for Gerard. Stevie G is then given the poison chalice of captaining an England side that would rather be on the beach than playing for England. The inevitable happens and we are rubbish and after Suarez scores twice to beat England he consoles his “bezzy mate" Stevie G in full view of the world. Uruguay are on their way to the next round in the match against Italy and Suarez suddenly realises Stevie G is about to go home and have all sorts of bad headlines and grief so he has to act. He does what he does best and bits the shoulder of the defender and then rolls around like a girl. Suddenly its all everyone is talking about and so the England team arrive home with no press. However the story is getting old so Suarez knows soon the focus will be back on England so instead he comes up with the brilliant story of “I fell onto him" (which is also the excuse he plans to use if his wife ever catches him and Stevie!). Again no one talks about England and its got to the point where its old news and noon cares, his work is done.
You could say that he would suffer too much but he knows his countrymen are that desperate to keep him happy they will believe this ridiculous lie and back him no matter what. He effectively is going to get paid £3M to sit on the beach for four months until he either returns to being one of the best paid players in England or Spain....he will win no matter what.
As I said it all now makes sense!
Call me Columbo!
posted on 1/7/14
"He didn't even draw blood"
I suppose by that logic you could poison or strangle an opponent. So long as they don't bleed (and it's done with passion of course) then it's ok....
What a ridiculous comment.
posted on 1/7/14
Up yours champers you conceited pr ick
football used to be played by men putting in crunching takles and getting stuck in, not rolling round ont floor crying like babies at the first point of contact
I support my home town team champers not someone else's
posted on 1/7/14
As for ridiculous comments....poison someone on the football field
Were you pals with harold shipman?
posted on 2/7/14
I was just adding extra momentum to your idiocy, which has reared it's ugly head again if you think the poison comment was in any way serious...
Nice touch with the personal attack though. Very classy
posted on 2/7/14
Your welcome
its all about opinions. ..feel free to have your own and disagree with mine, but when you start calling people ridiculous for having theirs dont be surprised when they have a pop back!
Cantona jumped into the crowd and kung fu kicked a fan but played on successfully afterwards!
Lifetime ban for suarez?...your avin a laugh pal
posted on 2/7/14
I didn't call YOU ridiculous, just the comment that because the bite didn't draw blood it shouldn't be treat as serious.
With regard to the Cantona incident, it wasn't as if he had a history of attacking supporters. There was also extreme provocation which led him to attack the perpetrator. I'm not condoning what he did, but it isn't really comparable to the Suarez situation.
Here you have a guy who isn't committing an offence for the first or even second time. Three times he has done this and despite being punished and forced to apologise, there is no evidence whatsoever that suggests he's learned from his mistakes. In none of the biting incidents could you cite any provocation either.
Believe me Waltz, I love watching this guy do the unbelievable sh-t he does with a football as much as you do. In terms of ability I'd regard him in the top 10 players ever to grace the Premier League, BUT, how can someone be showered with fame and fortune when they're continuously carrying out the kind of things that would see you or I sectioned under the mental health act at the very least.
Even now in his latest "apology" the opening of his statement claims that it was a collision which caused his teeth to make contact with Chiellini's shoulder. What utter crap. The world and his dog knows it was intentional. The guy is not learning at all and why should defenders have to risk getting bitten for just doing their jobs? Biting is abhorrent. I'd forgive someone for pinching me, but biting or spitting - f-ck that.
If not a life ban then a year at least, with a mandatory mental health assessment and suspended lifetime ban.
posted on 2/7/14
Punching not pinching!
posted on 2/7/14
When I wrote the thread it was meant to be a light hearted one as I just found the idea of him doing it to avoid England getting bad press funny. I didnt think it would turn into a heated debate with things getting a bit personal!
I'll get the beers in and we can all chill and laugh at the goings on down the road!
posted on 2/7/14
With all the stuff going on with that convicted fraudster Im glad (and the players are too!) that we have Deano! He has had flack from fans over ticket prices and standing areas etc but atleast we are not trusting our lads to make a healthy balanced packed lunch! I bet Peltier is well pleased to be back when he hears whats going on!
On the points that fans moan at Deano for, with the early bird season card offers, the take 10 option (which I am doing this year) and the other ticket promotions that will no doubt come during the year then you cant say the club are not trying there.
With the North Stand season tickets and working with the fan groups over flags etc they are clearly trying to do something about the atmosphere and I wouldnt be surprised if the North Stand is successful this season and "safe standing" trials are allowed then we would be at the cutting edge of that.
On that basis I hope we shut up and get behind the team as I cant think of much else to moan about! I would like us to get a few new ones in but its also the time to see what the young lads can do (especially with Eyre stepping up to the first team). I reckon we will have a better season this year and if we can keep Vaughan fit for longer I am excited to see how he and Wells play together! Hopefully with a better strike partner he wont have to put himself at risk quite as much and can last longer in the season!
Also looking forward to seeing what Holmes, Lolley and Smith bring this year as they should be more first team regulars with Billing and Charles maybe the next to make a breakthrough.
posted on 2/7/14
He didn't even draw blood...big deal
he plays with passion and is a great player,and I have more of a problem with players taking their wages and giving up in January
Footballs gone soft
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