Thoughts

Aliens have just landed in George Square!!!

So has angelina jolie, maybe she'd be available on loan?

Seriously though at what point will epl teams stop buyin players. Man city are takin the pash.

Maybe you should put a bid in?

You could wait until she's leaving the country and make the offer by shouting it loudly at the plane making it seem like your serious but safe in the knowledge that she wont hear it.

"Would have been an excellent signing"

Brilliant mr horse. I could also contact all the papers and t.v. stations telling them that she's one I would be interested in. Lets see if she'd take a wage cut. Failing that i may send a carrier pigeon to her L.A. representatives offering here 2 weeks in Butlins.

Or you could just give up breathing and make the world a better place

Wow there horsey. Nae need fur that. Its only a wee bit o banter. Dry yer eyes son.

Sssshhhhh lass.