When he wakes up tomorrow and looks me dead in the eye and asks "Daddy did we sign any world class players yesterday?"
Should I say "No son but well nearly got Danny Welbeck."
Then he'll probably say "Why daddy, didn't Wenger promise that he would be VERY active in on deadline day?"
I'd have to say "He did son."
Then he'd probably look me in the eye and ask "Is Mr Wenger a bad man?"
I'd have to break his heart when I reply with the word "Probably."
By this time, I'm sure we'll both be welling up and he'll probably say something to lighten the mood like "At least we can laugh at Man UTD's signings!"
At that point, I won't be able control myself anymore
Sack the board. Wenger out.
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Wenger, what do I tell my son….
comment by Leo Phoenix (U7144)
posted on 1/9/14
comment by groovyduringthewar (U1054)
posted on 1/9/14
Tell him a few tall stories,you're good at that.
comment by JustAnotherGunner. GDL. (U5867)
posted on 1/9/14
Tell him Yaya Sanogo may come good
posted on 1/9/14
Wenger HAS been very active on transfer deadline day. At a charity football match.
comment by Sir Digby (U6039)
posted on 1/9/14
tell him he was adobted
comment by ItsAboutTheBackFour (U9916)
posted on 1/9/14
Tell him Yaya SoNoGoals has invited Nicklas Bendtner over to teach SoNoGoals how to be clinical in front of goal...
comment by The GOONER (U4256)
posted on 1/9/14
When he wakes up tomorrow and looks me dead in the eye and asks "Daddy did we sign any world class players yesterday?"
Should I say "No son but well nearly got Danny Welbeck."
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comment by 50 No longer trusting the process (U1147)
posted on 1/9/14
Tell him utd are still shi/t
comment by The Wonky Kronke (U16927)
posted on 1/9/14
Tell him Wenger wanted to sign the England teams best striker. That might keep him happy until he realises England are not world class.
comment by Mufc legend (U19900)
posted on 1/9/14
comment by I am gooner now (U16927)
posted 6 minutes ago
Tell him Wenger wanted to sign the England teams best striker. That might keep him happy until he realises England are not world class.
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Tell him you'll get Jimmy Savile onto him if he doesn't stay quiet and go to school.
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