My cousin can be prone to a bit of exaggeration, but otherwise he's a pretty trustworthy kind of guy.
Anyway, he told me that him and his mate had constructed a space vehicle using the body parts of an old Ford Orion and had completed a successful mission to the Sun.
When I pointed out that the Sun is over 90 million miles away, he just shrugged and said "so"
I want to believe him, but the thing I noticed is that he didn't even have a tan.
Browse:
Could this possibly be true??
comment by The slot machine (U13373)
posted on 23/12/14
look for scorch marks in his undies
comment by TBone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted on 23/12/14
If he had said it was an Chevette I would of believed you but not an Orion they are rubbish
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted on 23/12/14
ah ha the old elabarate lie symdrome
He is either pumping yir Mrs or is the chairman of Rangers.
comment by Kaiser (U1814)
posted on 23/12/14
Your cousin should be on the board at Rangers with them stories
comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted on 23/12/14
He probably flew at Night, to avoid the rays.
comment by dejazzero (U19674)
posted on 23/12/14
He probably flew at Night, to avoid the rays.
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Aha ... the first sensible reply so far.
comment by Coisty - trashed the 10 - OFFICIAL (U12077)
posted on 23/12/14
It's all true...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYfn2nQqX8c
comment by Coisty - trashed the 10 - OFFICIAL (U12077)
posted on 23/12/14
Almost....
comment by G3r5fan in Oz - 55🏆Champions 2021 (U6067)
posted on 23/12/14
Seriously, this is the funniest thing I have seen in ages! This is why I keep coming back here to read what you nutters post!
Brilliant !
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posted on 23/12/14
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