United's January Signings

Forget those guys who left, here's what our new signings can do:

A right-back who can cross like this, setting up a tap-in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYtAaz9qWrk

A left-back who can cross from the half-way line (ignore the defending for the first goal):
http://youtu.be/5eMV1eFzd88?t=37s

A young forward who makes Çiftçi's shots look unambitious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpH1XhkbTgU

And a striker that makes St. Mirren defenders look like amateurs, moreso:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A-ZOdrJ0yk

Not all doom and gloom. We won't miss ol' chocolate ankles and prissy hair.