Bates And The English Court

"Jesus' disciples seem to get a good deal though......"

Really?

Peter - crucified by Nero
Paul - beheaded by Nero
Andrew - crucified in Greece (or Turkey)
Thomas - pierced by the spears of four soldiers
Phillip - cruelly put to death in Carthage
Matthew - quite possibly stabbed to death in Ethiopia
Bartholomew - died as a martyr
James - stoned and clubbed to death in Syria
Simon - killed refusing to worship a Sun God
Matthias - burned at the stake
John - died a natural death - bless him.

You're right. They had a whale of a time.

(Information courtesy of 'christiantity.com' and none of which was known by the disbelieving atheist who wrote this comment before he went onto the said website this evening. And who believes the whole shebang to be a load of....)

What about Judas?

He went off and hanged himself. Guilt at betraying Jesus.

If you believe that sort of thing.

I was referring to the latter day disciples....., our clergy.

It's in the tense

If you were, fair enough. Apologies for misreading your comment.

(Although that does mean I've wasted valuable moments of my life on 'christiantity.com' - and for that, I don't forgive you.)

I forgive you my son

Core bloody ell, ain't it great being brought up believing what you don't believe?.

I wonder why nobody gives you a choice at birth as to whether or not you want to believe?.

Just think, if those bods hadn't have believed they could have died happy!.

Jesus loves everybody.

Yes Jesus was persecuted,just like our owner.The people in charge saw him as a threat also. ........Eric. MC loves all us Leeds fans also. Makes you think, doesn't it.