Betting tips

I have a tip.

If you look outside a bookies at closing time, the last two people leaving are usually a guy who dons his flat-cap, lights a roll-up, gets on his bicycle, and off home he goes. They call him the customer.

The other guy, he comes out, fastens his £2000 coat, lights up a Cuban cigar, gets into his jag and gets his chauffeur Cuthbert to drive him home.

My tip is don't back horses

Lol. Very true. I don't bet what I can't afford to lose, I've probably lost more than I've won on bets over the season though tbh.

I bet also.

Summat my Dad always hits me with the hypocritical

He bets as well, sometimes.