Bye bye the 13 some of them earning super duper high wages as the retained list is released.
Do not be fooled into thinking those that remain will be the making up the squad for next season. Some who remain have been on loan with their loan clubs considering or looking to sign them.
Phil's bargain discount shop opens later today make him an offer
Darren is pasting flyers on all league chairmen's motors advertising the make me an offer from Phil's sales campaign. Fear not Darren is travelling on a student rail card to keep costs down.
All in a good cause lets see how far we can sail this ship before the end comes.
Please refrain from starting rumours that funds saved will be made available for more cheap goods to come in. When their gone their gone
Beg Steal or Borrow will become the tune for season 2015- 2016 can't you tell Eurovision is coming the second entry named in just two days !
Beware the Skullduggery
posted on 15/5/15
Don't worry SWIE - Darren's mate Gormless Gavin has stepped up to the plate in recent months.
posted on 15/5/15
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Please keep up.
Following a child support none payment case it was found Dangerous Darren had bred with several young alcoholic women while on the run in Blackpool this resulted in 4 young Daren's being produced one of which followed the natural instincts of his father and managed to secure a position as whitewash mixer for the grounds man. He is of course a young student hence Phil utilising his services and rail card for the sales campaign.
This afternoons report from young Daren says 35 chairmen's cars have flyers on them and wee Daren has 15 top notch car stereo's for sale.
posted on 15/5/15
Ah I've not been spying at Phil's diary recently and that would be why I'm out the loop.
Though I'd be checking for paternity if I were Phil - Young Darren seems far too clever.
posted on 16/5/15
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If you can have a spy in the sums book. All this paper talk makes me think he has a decimal point in the wrong place. He's walking around smiling as if there are no money worries now.
I mean look at what we lost last year deduct the 5m he told the press we saved and NL thinks he will get some money. I had nine apples saved 5 and now I owe 7 apples. He does use apples doesn't he ?
posted on 16/5/15
Nine apples less five apples is Four apples. Am I going mad?????
No, I've already turned that corner.
posted on 16/5/15
We owe 187 apples. Going to get given 13 apples but owe another 23 apples but still need more apples. Soon we will owe over 200 apples and one day someone will want paying for all those apples.
posted on 16/5/15
Tell me about it Benny
I'm only the head teacher and the school governor told me to stop losing apples. I've just expelled a bunch of thieves.
Now this Dutch kids wants some of the apples I promised him for coming into school from another country. He speaks double Dutch to me I know a few Yorkshire words but Dutch !.
The other kids stuck one of them car stickers on him and they call him NL I don't get it but they laugh.
I went on a fact finding mission to the states on expenses 1st class of course to learn all about apples it was wasted as I am not good with all this technology I found Apple and they talked all day about phones and raining reminding me to get a Mac.
Anyway I must dash I have a plane to catch I am off looking for a farmer in South Africa who is supposed to have lots of apples I hope I can convince him to give me some. I've got to change planes at Shannon airport on the way do they grow apples in Ireland or is it just chips ? I could be in trouble as I told somebody I was getting apples from Ireland
posted on 16/5/15
I know a fella who can get his hands on a load of apples no questions asked.
posted on 17/5/15
Benny, Many years ago I went for an interview with a pharmaceutical company. I had 100 questions to answer in ten minutes. There question would have been , how many apples do we need and how much would they cost?
Bennythedip (U9359)
posted 17 hours, 15 minutes ago
We owe 187 apples. Going to get given 13 apples but owe another 23 apples but still need more apples. Soon we will owe over 200 apples and one day someone will want paying for all those apples.
posted on 17/5/15
their even. Idon't know why I don't check my grammar more often before sending.
Good luck with the apples Pasty. I hope you have three or four spare suit cases. We are going to need plenty. I don't mean that absorbent paper, although if it could soak up the debt, it would be wonderful.