I got a new Dog for the kids. It pisses more than it drinks,and it shats more than it eats. Despite them promising me they'd clean up after him, the we cants vanish at the sight of the Dog lifting a leg.
Kids.... Don't have kids.
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comment by Dalriada Gael (U4356)
posted on 27/9/15
"Bit of an ugly facker intit? "
It will fit right in to our set up.
comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted on 27/9/15
Dal, just googled them mate, Mrs P will be getting them mentioned in the morning, so fcking miss a dug so I do, I also miss getting randomly licked if honest!
comment by DC 76 (U19776)
posted on 27/9/15
Hope you like walkies cos Beagles are hyper as fack ☺
comment by Dalriada Gael (U4356)
posted on 27/9/15
Piff,
I'm not one for inter-species relations, but.......having in between your toes licked despite my questionalble hygine (eh, Bears;_)) by an unknowing participant is surprisingly pleasant.
comment by Dalriada Gael (U4356)
posted on 27/9/15
DC,
"Hope you like walkies cos Beagles are hyper as fack ☺"
That's where a nine and a ten year old step up.
Or so i'm told.
comment by Laudrup (U12366)
posted on 27/9/15
Seen that deserves a swift boot up the sh!!ter
comment by Laudrup (U12366)
posted on 27/9/15
comment by Laudrup: That's Entertainment (U12366)
posted 0 seconds ago
Seen that deserves a swift boot up the sh!!ter
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The puggle no the wean
comment by DC 76 (U19776)
posted on 27/9/15
comment by 🍀 🇮🇪 Dalriada Gael 🇮🇪 🍀 (U4356)
posted 4 minutes ago
DC,
"Hope you like walkies cos Beagles are hyper as fack ☺"
That's where a nine and a ten year old step up.
Or so i'm told.
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😄 dream on
comment by Dalriada Gael (U4356)
posted on 27/9/15
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