Wenger's plan...

...

Maybe he's got everyone fooled.

He's been sitting on a massive pile of cash for years (it may be MUCH bigger than we imagined).

Now it is 'The Day of Arsene'. Will be a hollywood movie one day.

He's kidded the lot of them. He planned all of this. He's bled the squad dry and will keep the best remnants.


In come all 673 players we have been linked with.

With our medical staff we are assured of at least 12 players being available at any one time. Kaka signs, as does Hazard, M'Vila and all these other youtube blokes and we are world beaters.

Barca players are in awe after we beat them 14-0 in the CL. Messi signs as he walks off the pitch. Cesc returns, begging for forgiveness.

This could happen.

But no matter what, try and enjoy these stressful 30 odd hours.