Harry..

Sandra will not let Harry take this on , he agreed to be Leicester boss some time ago then got stuck in traffic on his way home and called it off , these Londoners are not sure of roads north of Watford

Are there any flights from Bournemouth to EMA, or 'as 'arry got his own plane?

I should imagine so, VC, or he could probably have loan of one of Mel's

Yes he'll have to fly, an old chap like him would be tired out after driving all that way. We want him on the top of his game to inspire our fallen heroes.

I haven't said much about this 'arry business because I'm too flabbergasted at what is going on at my beloved club. It'll all end in tears like it always does.

Got a footy club? Fell out with 'our Fergie'?

Simply appoint the nearest man in a tracksuit.

Discover he doesn't have experience or the slightest indication as to tactics?

Simply appoint an elderly manager to complete the position.

Discover the elderly manager has no grasp of the ethics of 'The Derby Way'?

Simply appoint a business champion to complete the position.

Discover the business champion has too much emphasis on accounts and no footballing knowledge?

Simply appoint the nearest man in a tracksuit to complete the position.

et cetera...

He is going to be busy!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/7003220/Harry-Redknapp-to-coach-Jordan-for-World-Cup-qualifiers.html

...didn't even know she played

I miss-read the start of the sharticle and thought it had referred to us as "East Midlands minnows" and maybe the journo had got us mixed-up with that lot up the A52!

Note Harry's quote at the end:

“Mel’s a good man and Derby’s a fantastic club which deserves to be in the Premier League with its fans and set-up. It’s going to be exciting.”

For exciting, read lucrative maybe?

Harry is currently driving to Derby and will be there till the weekend.

Don't ask how I know but basically Harry can't fart in Poole without everyone knowing.