Joe Hart chewing gum

If I were a keeper, I'd only chew gum if I had the great German defender Heimlich in front of me.

comment by SouthLondonManc (U12028)
posted 2 minutes ago
Sorry, just had a nap.

I think I'll try it in pre season and see if it gets in my way.
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Be sure to tweet Joe Hart the results.

Do you have a season when you nob birds?

Saw the thread title and thought it Joe Hart had been advertising chewing gum now. Obviously not. But he could use some to keep his wig in place.

doesn't need a wig, thanks to the UKs number 1 shampoo and conditioner. That's the power of Head & Shoulders.

Joe's hair is like a lions mane.

The average reaction time for humans is 0.25 seconds to a visual stimulus, 0.17 for an audio stimulus, and 0.15 seconds for a touch stimulus.

Given a keeper is trained in drills for all types of saves you could reduce that time.

Not sure chewing gum would have any negligible effect as the brain can process millions of micro decisions a second.

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
The average reaction time for humans is 0.25 seconds to a visual stimulus, 0.17 for an audio stimulus, and 0.15 seconds for a touch stimulus.

Given a keeper is trained in drills for all types of saves you could reduce that time.

Not sure chewing gum would have any negligible effect as the brain can process millions of micro decisions a second.
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Especially as he doesn't have to think about the state of his hair, thanks to the UKs number 1 shampoo and conditioner.

It can get quite boring for the keeper during one of those 4-0 City games.

Anything to keep him awake.

comment by Jinja Ninja (U19849)
posted on 23/4/16
comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 34 seconds ago
A condsiderate lover would spit a bit out and give it the bird.
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A bit? Give her the lot post coitus cuddle

Saves having to get up and find a bin
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Doesn't saving your gum on the bedpost cause it to lose it's flavor?