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Hablas Español?

Hola,

Having just returned from a week in Spain, a warning message on my recently-replenished tobacco stocks got me thinking...

'Fumar Mata' I have always presumed to mean 'Smoking Kills' (a quick translate proves I am right), however the word 'Mata' alone does not mean kills. How does this work?

FYI - my interest was piqued as I thought it was an odd surname for our number 8.

Juan Kills sounds pretty brutal.

Gracias a todos

posted on 4/10/16

Weed will always be cool.

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Probably true. For those in high school...

posted on 4/10/16

Two types of people brag about weed

Ones who only smoke it because they think it's something to brag about

Ones who have nothing in their lives actually worth bragging about

posted on 4/10/16

My friend's dad has a restaurant in Portugal called "Mata Porca".... Exact translation, he/it kills pig.

What a name to tempt people in!

posted on 4/10/16

comment by Herrera Rocher (U9522)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Champers - Pow! Right in the kisser (U6859)
posted 1 hour, 3 minutes ago
Very random article but this has been discussed in a few past sessions with my mates. When we play FIFA we always refer to Mata as "John Kills". Glad my stoned mind isn't alone. Cheers Robben

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Same! My stoned mind translates his name as Johnny Kills, which apparently only I find hilarious.
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OH LOOK AT ME MATE!! IM SO COOL I SMOKE WEED!!!! IM SUCH A COOL BLOKE!!!!

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Hahaha what a deekhead. Cool rant bro. I wasn't bragging or talking to you so kindly get off your pedestal and crawl back up your ass.

posted on 4/10/16

Your unclever punny nickname is probably the only thing more pathetic than the tripe you have posted

posted on 4/10/16

Who the furk are you 'Edinspur'? Skankhunt42? You can stay here and attempt to insult strangers online for absolutely no reason, but I'm not hanging about. Hasta nunca!

posted on 4/10/16

comment by Maestro. #BringBackFlabbySammy (U8867)
posted 2 hours, 27 minutes ago

Weed will always be cool.

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Only to someone with no self esteem.

posted on 5/10/16

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - where my muthaf'king dominoes at (U2958)
posted 14 hours, 33 minutes ago
My friend's dad has a restaurant in Portugal called "Mata Porca".... Exact translation, he/it kills pig.

What a name to tempt people in!
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I was reading a Bill Bryson book whilst on holiday, on his travel around the UK he saw a Hair Salon called 'Curl Up & Dye'

posted on 5/10/16

comment by Robben: Spammer (U1145)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - where my muthaf'king dominoes at (U2958)
posted 14 hours, 33 minutes ago
My friend's dad has a restaurant in Portugal called "Mata Porca".... Exact translation, he/it kills pig.

What a name to tempt people in!
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I was reading a Bill Bryson book whilst on holiday, on his travel around the UK he saw a Hair Salon called 'Curl Up & Dye'
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Used to be one by that name about 200 yards from my house. It's now called Millionhairs

posted on 5/10/16

Blimey

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