Murty

His hair annoys me. I'm hoping Pedro sacks him so he doesn't have the "Murty would do better" moans once he goes on his first losing streak.

Do you think he'd shave his head if he got offered the assistant managers job? I can't look at the guy in the eye without drifting towards that poodle stump of a tail sticking down from his weirdly square head.

I checked on amerzonia, there's no known hair remedy for his heid mess. Although I did just type in poodlehead and shoulders. Nothing.

So in summation, Poodle hair, sack Murty.

Hail, Hail