Spurs' Winning Run vs United's Unbeaten Run

comment by ♥©MTC™♥ (U19797)
posted 2 hours, 55 minutes ago
uniteds unbeaten run means nothing when all you do is draw the games

embarrassing considering how much fecking money you lot have spent over the last 3 years


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comment by ♥©MTC™♥ (U19797)
posted 2 hours, 50 minutes ago
uniteds unbeaten run means nothing when all you do is draw the games

embarrassing considering how much fecking money you lot have spent over the last 3 years


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comment by Better Call Ander - Football taught by Matt Busby (U11781)
posted 3 hours, 11 minutes ago
I can see us losing this one 3-0.
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Yes, because your defence is your problem

Spurs are big favourites to win. We have more games, more injuries and they have been better in the league.

It's a failure on their part of they don't beat us.

Spurs won't win anything this season lol.

Imagine if Chelsea finish on 90 points and Spurs finish on 89 points. That would be hilarious. Spurs players will want to fight Chelsea again.

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 hours, 9 minutes ago

if everyone had your mindset then we would all be Real Madrid fans and the world would be a very boring place.
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got anything more interesting to add, or are you done for the day?

from a club celebrating finishing ahead of their rivals for the first time in 20 years, with zero trophies to show for it. don't know how you even have the b@lls to contribute to any discussion about the relevance of trophies.

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/video/espn-fc-tv/86/video/3117216/man-uniteds-unbeaten-run-most-boring-ever
Man United's unbeaten run most boring ever lol @ Robb

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LVG took more points in 22 games in his first season then Mourinho has done in this 25 game unbeaten run lol.

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