The way some people on here were talking yesterday this is what i though I'd see at 8'o clock on channel 4 last night.
CCTV footage of Andy Carol and Kevin Nolan snorting cocain off a midgets head while having a 'few to many' Newky Browns. Then Alan Pardew comes walking in being careful not to fall on any of the naked chicks sprawled out on the floor goes crazy and starts berating them and gets the Henry hoover out to get rid of the evidence. He calls Ashley who then turns up at the scene after having a 'few to many' Newky browns round the town, hes furious, and tells Carrol that he will be sold to the highest bidder and tells Nolan as soon as Allardyce finds a job hes sure to take him off his hands.
This footage is then shown to Kenny who defends Carrol but goes mental and says he will seek the owners advice and try and recoup some of the money spent on Carrol. This leads to one of the biggest legal wranglings in world football and leaves Mike Ashley with no choice but to sell Newcastle after recieving a huge amount of death threats.
Thats what happends when dispatches investigates Drugs in football...
Admittedly there may be a few watershed problems with it being 8 but it could happen.
What actaully happened is ex Premier League football star Leon Knight said hes seen footballers take drugs.
I had to watch Trainspotting after it finished because I'd built myself up for debauchery!
Dispatches drugs on football
posted on 13/9/11
comment by Aggers Right Elbow (U3402)
posted 5 minutes ago
Galvin
Good decision from Redknapp to leave VDV out of your Europa squad, even though he's fit, what say you?
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When you look at the number of games he has missed in the last few seasons due to injury, it would appear that Harry is trying to keep him for for the PL. A sensible move.
What say you?
posted on 13/9/11
Rubbish sensationalist programme that had the production hallmarks of Brass Eye.
7 players on coke in 10 years. That is nothing. Go in my local boozer and the a 7 a day.
Shock story!
Rich young men who only have to work an hour and half a day take drugs.
posted on 13/9/11
Robbing
I have always wondered why someone in a rich and privileged position would want to do something to take themselves out of reality! Strange.
posted on 13/9/11
Reality is just a crutch for people who cannot handle drugs
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posted on 13/9/11
Galvin
VDV on his way in January me thinks.
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posted on 13/9/11
I think that everyone's expectations were whipped up by the rumours caused by the the rag only fit for khazies,plus all the wums wanting it to be big Andy,
posted on 13/9/11
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 11 minutes ago
7 players on coke in 10 years.
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Didn't watch last night but that surely has to be 7 players caught?
I was at an England match a few years ago and a player was there clearly getting on it. What shocked me was the brazen nature of it, if I could see it then surely everyone else could. Either that or they thought that he and his bimbette had the weakest bladders known to man!
The guy was signing autographs, chatting to fans, posing for photos with kids. It just didn't appear to be an issue. From what I saw that evening it is clearly an issue swept under the carpet.
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