News reports coming in regatding the Rivrr Thames and a perculiar phenomenon happening this time of year, the river thames had unexpectidly risen by 5" and scientists are baffled, Dr McLandan of sothern water was quoted as saying, "its most peculiar, this amount of water this time of year is unknown, esp since samples have shown its salted water causing the water rise".
However a source has since shed light that on the matter, a witness has come forward and solved the issue. " i seen thousands of em, all crying..CFC, Arsenal and Spurs fans tears flowing now the reality is Coutinho is staying: they simply cant comprehend the fact hes staying, they are devastated and lined the river thames in tears"
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River Thames Rising.
comment by Mr. Unsubscribe (U1110)
posted on 19/8/17
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posted on 19/8/17
This is atleast better than your suggestion yesterday to play Origi on the right and put Mane on the bench
comment by William Kenwright (U1308)
posted on 19/8/17
Brilliant.
Two clubs winning nothing.....arguing who's the worst. Like two bald men fighting over a comb or the top four trophy.
comment by פlǝuƃɥᴉs (U19365)
posted on 19/8/17
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 2 hours, 25 minutes ago
Too drawn out. Should have just made it simple and to the point and it might have been funny that way.
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Fixed it for you
comment by (U18814)
posted on 19/8/17
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comment by פlǝuƃɥᴉs (U19365)
posted on 19/8/17
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 46 minutes ago
Brilliant.
Two clubs winning nothing.....arguing who's the worst. Like two bald men fighting over a comb or the top four trophy.
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Even more brilliant is a fan of a club that have won absolutely nothing for over 22 years mocking 2 clubs that have both won something during that period.
I'll just leave this here
http://sinceevertonwonacup.wixsite.com/1995
comment by He who Dares, waits for Trophies (U15748)
posted on 19/8/17
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 2 hours, 51 minutes ago
....rivals.
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Yes, no hard feelings
I feel for you lot though...We had the same situation with Bale and Real Madrid few years back, as you have with Coutinho and Barca now
Wasn't nice that we had to give in but like a bad divorce, it was best for all
comment by RED666……🚽🚽 3-2 Liverpool (U6562)
posted on 19/8/17
Absolutely shocking GB!
comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted on 19/8/17
It doesn't matter what GB posts the fish will forever bite.
GB you should post a blank article or just post a fullstop and it'd still get these fools wagging their mouths.
comment by The Post Nearly Man (U1270)
posted on 19/8/17
comment by No Love - Detective Gordon (U1282)
posted 5 hours, 47 minutes ago
It doesn't matter what GB posts the fish will forever bite.
GB you should post a blank article or just post a fullstop and it'd still get these fools wagging their mouths.
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Is telling someone they've cracked a shiiite joke classed as a 'bite' these days?
You live and learn, eh?
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