Its a slow Monday, and I have just seen this video so i thought I would post this here.
Do other human cultures have this sort of thing, or is this unique to Glasgow??
It took me a while to work out what he was saying, but I think he was trying to articulate, 55 is coming home, but the guy on the other end is someone like timmy trying to make out we are going into admin soon, so he just loses it!
This guy needs to post on ja606 for a while, and mix things up a bit here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg6o9sYUOVk
The comments people have posted on this are almost as funny as the video.
Some gems from the comments section:
"The talking clock totally deserves getting stuck with his blade after telling him the wrong time....swear tae god!"
"That's no way to talk to your probation officer!"
"His maws a brickie and his da sells the Avon"
"His maws got baws n his da wears a bra"#
"Lay off the guy... You'd be a mental knife-twisting headcase too if you had taken your stepfather's hardon in your bum every Thursday night for 9 years while your mammy was at the bingo..."
"No way to speak to his mother"
"About as hard as my last shart"
"How hilarious this clip would be if the phone started ringing lol"
That's probably about enough comments
is this someone from ja606?
posted on 17/9/18
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 34 seconds ago
there is a wee old guy who is always on the train when I get on at Partick.
I think he goes from Helenburgh to wherever and back all day everyday.
Always has a bottle of something which he is kind enough to offer a drink to anyone who catches his eye....
He pretty much talks and shouts to him self all day.
Sometimes happy sometimes angry
Not a care in the world...
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Never knew Zach got the train these days.
posted on 17/9/18
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 27 seconds ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 34 seconds ago
there is a wee old guy who is always on the train when I get on at Partick.
I think he goes from Helenburgh to wherever and back all day everyday.
Always has a bottle of something which he is kind enough to offer a drink to anyone who catches his eye....
He pretty much talks and shouts to him self all day.
Sometimes happy sometimes angry
Not a care in the world...
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Never knew Zach got the train these days.
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aye
Though Zach would never offer to share his drink
posted on 17/9/18
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posted on 17/9/18
Pure gen up man a swerr tae god
Cabbage.
posted on 17/9/18
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posted on 17/9/18
Another glasgow bus adventure! This is like something from limmy goes to yoker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEKJH-OZlk
posted on 17/9/18
Honestly all I could make out was "swear to god"
posted on 17/9/18
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posted on 17/9/18
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 14 minutes ago
Honestly all I could make out was "swear to god"
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That's about all that was worth understanding.
posted on 18/9/18
comment by G3r5fan Oz (U6067)
posted 15 hours, 44 minutes ago
Another glasgow bus adventure! This is like something from limmy goes to yoker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEKJH-OZlk
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Which one is British?