Parking

Hey guys, come on, I'm sure he's travelling a long way up from Surrey for his 1st game

Only joking kiddo

No colours is very advisable, if you don't want to pay for parking then make sure you get there very early to park on side roads, or you could park in the city centre and ride a match day bus in, oh and don't go in the peacock

He could always park in the new Bates car park but he'll have to buy a ticket for Portsmouth game to be eligible and it will cost him 99 + vat, but he will get to park his car on padded mud.

I'd park on Revie Road, its free and cars never get ticketed on there

Industrial estate before railway bridge is good, if you get there early enough you can park on the grass verge between the trees for nowt. 5 minute walk to drysalters.

Alternatively you could park outside my house, leave the keys and i'll make sure its "cleaned" inside and out for when you return

Jonty

Would you mind parking it in our six-yard box?

Hope it's a long wheelbase tranny

M60 Sounds good

MOT

Told you to leave it for me you little prat.
The Missus. I have to get the Firkin Tram now. B-----d!