as a child. It can be funny or A&E bawling yer eyes oot, or something that you witnessed happening to a pal that was hilarious to see.
I mean accidents or caught up in something that required a hasty retreat.i went to a game when i was 10 with a pal who was 14 and he wore one of those decorated yellow hard hats and i bugged the ass off him to let me try it. As god is my witness this is a true story, we played Hibs that day and there was fog and Hibs were 2 nil up, i was in the Jungle at the front with my pal and i never let up on asking him to let me try it. He finally relented and handed it to me and just as i put it on and smiled a bottle came down from the back and smashed him on the head. 19 stiches, front page of the Express, 3 weeks in hospital, and i got a kicking when we met up. He never spoke to me againš¤
What’s the worst thing that happened to you
posted on 11/2/19
These stories make Begbie look like a soft turrrd
posted on 11/2/19
Well, see all the gangsters you know, right? All the gangsters you can think o' in your heid? Right, imagine them the noo.
Right?
I used to drink wi' all of them, right, and aboot 100 other guys that were even bigger gangsters than all of them.
posted on 11/2/19
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 18 minutes ago
Well, see all the gangsters you know, right? All the gangsters you can think o' in your heid? Right, imagine them the noo.
Right?
I used to drink wi' all of them, right, and aboot 100 other guys that were even bigger gangsters than all of them.
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Am thur boss.
posted on 11/2/19
comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 18 minutes ago
Well, see all the gangsters you know, right? All the gangsters you can think o' in your heid? Right, imagine them the noo.
Right?
I used to drink wi' all of them, right, and aboot 100 other guys that were even bigger gangsters than all of them.
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Am thur boss.
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I 5hagged their boss.
posted on 11/2/19
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 28 minutes ago
Well, see all the gangsters you know, right? All the gangsters you can think o' in your heid? Right, imagine them the noo.
Right?
I used to drink wi' all of them, right, and aboot 100 other guys that were even bigger gangsters than all of them.
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How many entered you?
posted on 11/2/19
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posted on 11/2/19
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 1 hour, 8 minutes ago
Well, see all the gangsters you know, right? All the gangsters you can think o' in your heid? Right, imagine them the noo.
Right?
I used to drink wi' all of them, right, and aboot 100 other guys that were even bigger gangsters than all of them.
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Ah get the real deal ching aff ma mate, he runs wae the Tiger Clan, knows aw the heavy hitters. ah kin get an hawfounce fur four hunner n' it's prop, guarenteed 10% ching. Blaws the skull aff ye fur at least five minutes.
posted on 11/2/19
comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 3 hours, 24 minutes ago
comment by Scott Wright (U1734)
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comment by Sjb1888 (U5188)
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comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 5 minutes ago
About 5 years ago funnily enough.
They found a pound coin rammed down his throat
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Hahaha, wouldn't have wasted a pound on him, it was the younger lot that hung around with Cardo and Love that caused me grief, still older than me but they all pretty much got theirs in the end, some spectacularly.
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what happened to them?
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Most of them one of these options
Knife/sword
Overdose
Prison
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Spot on
posted on 11/2/19
Cripes!
I fear I strayed on to the wrong forum chaps.
posted on 11/2/19
Tell me about it. I thought this was a gay exchange when it opened. Now I’m having to pretend I know anything about feetball.