Lufcitis

As the season reaches its climax, I wonder how many of us are in the grip of Lufcitis? For those of us living overseas, the symptoms include obsessive reading of websites for latest news, reports and highlights; keyboard stuck on FFS; screaming 'GET IN!' at socially inappropriate moments; insomnia brought about by getting up to watch games at 3.00 a.m.; Tourette's syndrome during most games compounded by irritable bowel syndrome whenever we score; and writing compulsively on JA606. If you have any remedies and your name isn't Bluememe, I would welcome your suggestions...