Jota v VVD

comment by morespurs (U15748)
posted 44 minutes ago
Easy money, OP
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Morespuuuunk

The no one knows what a dribble is against vvd.. I'm sure sane does tho...

Tbf*

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comment by Greatteamswinit4times- a terrible enemy (U6008)
posted 43 minutes ago
VvD plays left CB and Jota plays on the left for you which means they won't be close to each other very often. Then add in that nobody has dribbled past vvd this season including Messi, neymar and Mbappe and it means I think I'll keep my money in my pocket this time
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Jota plays through the middle for us alongside Jiminez.

I wouldn't advise keeping monkey's in pockets.

For a start off its a bit cruel, and then think about the mess they are going to make? 💩

comment by LoneWolf (U22026)
posted 1 minute ago
I wouldn't advise keeping monkey's in pockets.

For a start off its a bit cruel, and then think about the mess they are going to make? 💩
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What if it’s a well trained one?

You raise a good point. I suppose in theory this is possible, although probably still a bit cruel.

Also, I would question whether they are ever really "trained" as such, and are inherently wild at heart. I mean, you've seen Planet of the Apes right?

I have been giving the matter some thought since I placed the bet, and I can see Jimenez pulling Matip out of position leaving Jota one on one with VVD, he puts the ball through Big Virgil's legs and skips past him...

Leaving yours truly with the problem of finding somewhere to house 26 monkeys?

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comment by LoneWolf (U22026)
posted 34 minutes ago
I wouldn't advise keeping monkey's in pockets.

For a start off its a bit cruel, and then think about the mess they are going to make? 💩
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And also would you really want a wild monkey kept in your front jeans pockets so close to your valuable goods?