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Good luck to DUFC from a DFC fan

Stadium: Tynecastle StadiumWhen: on 11/6/14

Good hi,

Dundee fan here, but I just wanted to wish Dundee Utd good luck tonight in your crucial play-off tie against the Paisley Mirren saints. I bet you were not expecting to see that from a Dundee FC fan!

Despite being a big Dee, unlike on the other side of the country we have a friendly and respectful rivalry in this city and I am happy to cheer on Dundee Utd tonight and hope you gain promotion for the good of the City. This coming from a Dark Blue as well! And I’m a DFC fan!

I’m a Dundee fan but I hope you do well when you get promoted and hopefully win the league next season. It would be great to see you win the title. Hopefully you do well in the cups as well. You are clearly the bigger club compared to mine (Dundee FC) and you have a superior fanbase overall. More handsome as well. This from a big dark blue as well.

I'm a Dee, but I would not mind if my team (Dundee FC) got relegated from the Championship next season, and hopefully we go into liquidation and die within two years. This from a big dee as well. I hope our stadium is demolished ASAP (your stadium is far superior) and all trace of our history burnt to the ground. And I’m a Dundee Football Club fan!

I hope that Dundee United fans all lead happy and fulfilling lives and us Dundee fans get extra violent forms of Dysentery and Ebola. It would also be ideal if you stole my bird and became my kids’ new father as I think you deserve it. This from a DFC man as well.

I hope you get the win tonight and I get hit by a bus on my way home. And I'm a Dundee fan!

This is coming from a Dundee fan too! And I’m a DFC man. All this from a D Football C fan. And I’m a big dark blue. This from a die hard Dee as well. And I’m a Dundee Derry Boy. And I support your city rivals (Dundee)

All the best,

DFC fan.

posted on 23/5/19

comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 6 minutes ago
A tad uninspiring
Got a call from. Ee at twenty past seven, they close st eight
There’s an anomaly with your bill this month
You’ve spent over £1000 on data
Ffs this’ll be fookin fun
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That's a lot of money to spend on ee. Even for the old you.

posted on 23/5/19


I’ve had better fon calls
Fookin Poirot time

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 23/5/19

Had a laugh with my golf buddy today. Story about a famous person in the music business. Was riding his missus, 20 minutes he's at it, sweat building, nothing much happening for either of them. He says to her, "You having trouble thinking of someone else too?"

Ooooooft!

posted on 23/5/19

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 7 minutes ago
Had a laugh with my golf buddy today. Story about a famous person in the music business. Was riding his missus, 20 minutes he's at it, sweat building, nothing much happening for either of them. He says to her, "You having trouble thinking of someone else too?"

Ooooooft!
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The production director in my work and me were promoted on the same day @25 years ago in Collins so I know where the bodies are buried
One night he held a picture of Kylie over his wife’s face as he pumped her

posted on 24/5/19

comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 2 hours, 24 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 7 minutes ago
Had a laugh with my golf buddy today. Story about a famous person in the music business. Was riding his missus, 20 minutes he's at it, sweat building, nothing much happening for either of them. He says to her, "You having trouble thinking of someone else too?"

Ooooooft!
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The production director in my work and me were promoted on the same day @25 years ago in Collins so I know where the bodies are buried
One night he held a picture of Kylie over his wife’s face as he pumped her
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Yes...And.....surely everyone has done that

posted on 24/5/19

I haven’t. I don’t even know her.

posted on 24/5/19

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 6 hours, 43 minutes ago
I haven’t. I don’t even know her.
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Just tried it. Didnae fackin work.

posted on 24/5/19

comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 6 hours, 43 minutes ago
I haven’t. I don’t even know her.
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Just tried it. Didnae fackin work.
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You should be so lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky!

Worked for me and afterwards we went for a kebab at Jasons Donavan.






posted on 24/5/19

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 6 hours, 43 minutes ago
I haven’t. I don’t even know her.
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Just tried it. Didnae fackin work.
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You should be so lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky!

Worked for me and afterwards we went for a kebab at Jasons Donavan.







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I asked Kyle if I could pump her.

She said na, na, na,na,na,na,na,na

posted on 24/5/19

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